(Captains Jack Sparrow & Nao Lee plan an invasion of a island headed by one of England's Govenors.)(Planing with first mate Barbosa upon the Black Peral)
Barbosa: Capin Sparrow we enter here, by using a distraction to get the Govenor's attention away from the invasion and away from the treasury.
Jack: How exactly do we do that, savy?
Barbosa: well uh...
Jack: And I suppose you haven't figured out who will be the distraction have you?
Barbosa: well no, not yet...
Nao: Does it really matter who?
Jack: my dear lassy, yes it does, the distraction will have to be someone that has a look that no one would suspect them to be someone who is trying to distract thus making them the perfect distraction, got it?
Nao: ...?
Barbosa: (looks at Nao) so who exactly would that be?
Jack: fortunatly! I have thought this through! (rumages through closet)
N/B: ?
Jack: (pulls out a fancy pink dress)
Barbosa: that compliments your eyes Capin Sparrow.
Jack: It's not for me bildrat! Who one this ship would look stunning in this dress and would be less likely to catch the guards' eye for suspition...?
Nao: (glares at Jack)
Barbosa: (looks from Jack to Nao and back) Aye Capin Sparrow! But...
Jack: now dear Captain Lee, you must see the importance of this mission depends on you! For if you don't wear this the plan could definatly not go through thus we end up not getting the treasure and end up behind the Govenor's bars for sure.
Nao: (glares) (takes dress)
Jack: yes Nao I know you hate me right now but do take into consideration the thought of the treasure! Do it for the treasure Nao!
Barbosa: And what might this treasure be Capin Sparrow?
Jack: (smirks at Nao & Barbosa) Why Barbosa, the Aztec Gold of Cortez himself, got it? Sazzy?




Barbosa/Jack Sparrow (c) Disney
Nao Lee/art (c) Me!